| Their words, not ours
Since the dawn of time, the Daily Mail has been a fine source
of unbiased and well-balanced news journalism*. They also do a nice line
in bingo scratchcards and Bible Code revelations, but last week we were
most interested in their little review of the smoothie market. It gave
us great swelling joy that they described our seasonal recipe for autumn
as having "a refreshing tang, ideal for perking you up after a night
on the razzle" and gave it nine out of ten, the highest mark awarded.
Too kind.
Higher education
Fashion-trainered, tongue-pierced prime ministers of the
future, constructing strange things out of 2 litre plastic bottles and
spent biro casings - students, we salute you. Not only do you spend your
lives doing things that the rest of us can only dream of (deconstructing
Wittgenstein, wearing gowns and mortar boards, sleeping till 4pm etc),
but you now have innocent drinks all over your colleges, universities
and other seats of learning. We are very excited about the thought of
helping to keep you, the future of the country, healthy and wise this
winter. So excited in fact, that we want to give away three cases of our
drinks to the students who send us the best pictures of our drinks in
ludicrously stereotypical student settings i.e. in the middle of a lard
drenched kitchen or perhaps whilst pulling a face behind an overbearded
lecturer.
Please include some sort of evidence that you are a student,
and send your pictures to leavejugglingtocircusfolk@innocentdrinks.co.uk
by Friday 10 October. Remember, your pictures must somehow feature one
of our bottles.
To look at the winners of last week's drinks, click here
to see Graham's lovely healthy food (shepherd's pie and peas).
Sport is the winner
We are sport-mad here at Fruit Towers. Some of us like football,
some of us like naked darts and there are a few keen cyclists here as
well. But the sport that most people actually seem to play against each
other is tennis, which brings us on nicely to the formation of the innocent
Open Winter Tennis League. The inaugural match was played this weekend,
and if you click here you
can read a match report and everything.
No hair lip
Ed's moustache has gone and there aren't really any other
new developments in the area of facial hair. But we did get some new flowers
today. Look at them here.
Some culture
This week's cultural recommendation is a free exhibition
of photography on the theme of Freedom at the AOP Gallery, 81 Leonard
Street, London (nearest tube Old Street). The exhibition "aims to
challenge perceptions of modern day slavery by presenting a mixture of
images based on the theme of freedom. The selection will explore personal
interpretations of freedom while simultaneously offering challenging insights
into the lives of enslaved people." Sounds a bit too clever for us,
but we hear that the pictures are worth seeing. The exhibition ends on
15 October.
* sometimes
Glittering prize
Last Monday night we had a very good time. We made up new
words, did some air guitar and won a prize, all of which we're very proud
of. The prize we won was that of Young Entrepreneur of the Year at the
Entrepreneur of the Year awards. Lots of innocent people shoehorned themselves
into posh frocks/fancy trousers to attend the awards and listen to Richard's
nice acceptance speech, in which he uttered the word 'hypothetate' (the
Oxford English Dictionary defines this as what happens when one hypothesizes
after a couple of jugs of red wine). Of course, you can only hypothetate
for so long, which is why we eventually went and danced to the band, and
why Barney threw some crazy shapes
on the dancefloor. Oh dear.
You can read more about the awards here,
and be sure to look at the large version of the picture so you can see
Adam and Richard looking very proud.
Across the nation
Summer is a distant memory. Sunlight is weaker, leaves are
browner and bikinis are, well, less practical than they were a few weeks
ago. But never fear. One of our innocent missions is to be automatically
sunshine whenever we get the chance, a bit like Diana Ross. So here
are some pictures of our summer roadshow, during which we
gave away millions of samples of our drinks, met our lovely stockists
and generally had a bit of a laugh with everyone we met.
We'd also like to say thanks to everyone who went out and
gave away the drinks for us (Ben, Jessica, Lia, Gavin, Phil, Rachel, Fraser,
Catherine, the three Mikes, Victoria, Caroline, Emma, the two Matts, Natalie
and Caroline). The fact that we only missed one day's sampling (due to
the death of a cat, sob) says loads about our beautiful innocent samplers.
Freaky
Like, wow. Our Ed has told us about this amazing place in
Camden that sells our drinks. It's called the Dream Temple café and it's
quite hard to find, but if you look hard enough, you'll get there (it's
in the Camden Stables bit). The people who run it are very friendly and
will even make you some special mushroom tea if you ask nicely. Deluxe
vibes guaranteed (man).
Still giving it up
Speaking of mushroom tea and other such vices, here is an
update on our attempts at giving stuff up.
- Brett gave up cigarettes and is still smoke-free.
- Nina gave up dying her hair and is staying natural.
- Mat H gave up white bread, pasta and potatoes and is
still free of bad carbs.
- Daisy gave up kissing but hasn't stuck to it.
- Dani gave up her boyfriend and is still single.
- Dan G gave up drinking and is still boring/sober.
- Ed gave up shaving the moustache area. But he shaved
and we're quite sad about it.
- Mat A gave up being lazy. He says he'll actually get
round to it some time next week.
- Mike has given up giving up and is now back to normal.
Corporate theft rocks innocent
Somebody has stolen the vase that we usually put the flowers in. Please,
this may seem like a small issue to you, but it means that we are having
to use the big jar that we usually put teabags in as a stopgap measure.
So if you know who's got it, please grass them up via the banana phone
020 8600 3939. Thanks.
Three piece chicken dinner
We know it's cold out, so we thought we'd take you back to the hottest
weekend of the year, which was incidentally when we had our nice Fruitstock
festival in the park. For it was at Fruitstock that the stars aligned,
the fates conspired and some cherubs sauntered up from Camden Town tube
station to shoot arrows at a nice girl called Alex and a tall, blond,
blue-eyed boy called Maurice, who had never met before. True romance was
born on that weekend of skin-frying sun, and it gives us great pleasure
to say that Maurice and Alex are still going strong, visiting the cinema,
getting all dreamy-eyed over some peri-peri chicken down at Nando's and
doing whatever else it is that a young courting couple might get up to.
Which can only be a good thing.
Below the above
Hats off to the man in a plastic box. But we have our very own American
master of illusion here at Fruit Towers, and his name is Will Hartley.
Click here to witness
his amazing 53 day stint of hanging upside down from our bannisters wearing
only a pair of old brown boots, a tshirt and some jeans. During his ordeal,
he was forced to eat Marmite sandwiches every hour on the hour and listen
to Chas'n'Dave on a continual loop, both of which drove our San Franciscan
friend to question his own sanity. Happily, Will came through it like
a trooper, and is currently reacclimatising to normal life at home, watching
re-runs of Happy Days and eating big bowls of Jell-O and toooooona fish.
Beard of the year 2003
We won a prize last week. It was the Marketing Effectiveness award for
the most effective food and drink marketing, and we beat some quite big
companies like Fanta and Mars. Dan went by himself to get the prize, which
was quite scary, but his beard made him feel safer.
Good cop good cop
Being fans of the classic Cannon & Ball film "The
Boys in Blue," ripples of excitement were felt throughout Fruit Towers
last week, when we received a glowing e-mail from a nice policeman. Unfortunately,
we cannot divulge his name or exact location as he was rather worried
about being charged with drinking one of our drinks whilst on duty. Well
we're not giving any information away, but it may be wise to use the special
innocent handshake* should you get nicked in the Northamptonshire area
in the future.
Fastest finger first
There's always one person who is full of useless but quiz-winning
information. Yes, that's right, we decided to test this theory for innocent's
very first pub quiz. Dan "Give me a "P" please Bob"
Shrimpton was our quiz-master for the night, and dished out such sweat-inducing
brain-busting questions as "Who shot JR?" and "Name the
lead lovers in Grease." Surprisingly enough, there were losers, who
each went away with a fetching carriage clock and dictionary, whilst the
winners will be living it up at the Electric Cinema, at a showing of the
critically acclaimed Finding Nemo.
Lost and found
We know you've all been running scared after our vase went
walkabouts last week. Thankfully, shortly after our vase amnesty was introduced
it reappeared and we are happy to bring our Flowers
of the Week back once again. Having said that, some glutton
pinched the left over chicken drumsticks out of the fridge after our little
knees up at Fruit Towers on Friday. The investigation continues...
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