Wasp stings and summer things
Summer is a cruel mistress. She promises sun, she promises
brown shoulders and she sometimes even promises the odd rocket ice lolly.
But often you find that all you get is a wasp sting on your backside and
a touch of hayfever. Still, we're not here to put the mockers on things.
We love summer as much as anyone else, especially when we get to start
making our posh
summer recipe again. Yes, cherries
and strawberries is back for a shorter-than-usual stint,
mainly because there will be a second summer recipe along in July (we
couldn't make up our minds which one to choose, so we fudged it and went
for both of them). So run to the shops, don't trip up (if you do, just
stick some Savlon on the graze), grab our summer recipes with both hands
and, for the love of summer, drink it.
We'd also like to take this chance to direct you to a tribute
to one of our recently retired recipes. Someone made a kind of grave for
it. Really. Have a look here.
The people in charge of the people
Running a country can be fairly tricky. You have to deal
with some quite complicated sums, people chuck eggs and flour bombs at
you, and sometimes you have to play the guitar at photo-calls as well.
Luckily for us, we don't run the country, but last week our Richard was
given a close-up look at how it all works. Some people at the Treasury
(the ones who do the complicated sums) invited him to go to New York to
attend a forum for entrepreneurs. He travelled over there with Gordon
Brown (he likes complicated sums), Mr Branson (he likes beards) and many
other movers and shakers, and when they got to America they met their
equivalents and sat around a big table to work out how to encourage more
people to start their own businesses. Rich says that it went very well
and that the Chancellor's favourite smoothie is whichever one's on special
offer.
Do you know someone who's a bit nice?
We're quite lucky in that we work in a nice place with some
good people. An example of this is the time that New Adam once lent me
£3.50 for my lunch. To honour the greatness of the other people
who you work with, we'd like to start a slightly regular competition,
where we ask you to nominate a fantastic office mate. You need to tell
us exactly why they have recently been amazing - we'll read all of your
stories and choose the most amazing office mate in the land, and then
send them drinks and gifts and all of that stuff.
Just send your story and nomination to mylovelyofficemate@innocentdrinks.co.uk
and we'll have a read and a choose.
Small things of great interest
Here is the bit at the end where we tell you that you can
have a look at three gorgeous people with the Flowers of the Week right
here. There's also
a new job up on the site this week - Communications
Manager, no less.
And for those interested, our Barney and his brother Ed
are doing a talk, all about their slightly idiotic achievement of running
over five marathons in six days across the Sahara Desert. There will be
pictures, a chance to try their desert rations and an insight into why
two handsome and sensible young men would half-kill themselves in the
name of charity.
Monday 7th June, 7pm at the prestigious Inner Temple Hall in London (Temple
or Blackfriars tube). And it's free to get in.
Remember when you were younger, and one of the coolest things
to do was go to the Radio 1 Roadshows? Well, we've recreated something
very similar, apart from there aren't any DJs. Or pop stars. But there
will be dancing and music. Oh yes, from today onwards, our dancing grass
vans will be travelling around the UK, and if you're really lucky and
ask really nicely, the nice boys and girls who are looking after them
may even play some music and do the Funky Chicken for you. We'll be letting
you know about where and when they'll be visiting a town near you, but
in the meantime, if you see them out and about, please give them a wave,
or pop on by to try a sample of one of our drinks. You might also want
to remind them to call their Mums.
The C's have it
It's been a bumper week for people joining the innocent
family. We have two lovely ladies, Camilla and Chloe, who have come to
help out here at Fruit Towers. Not only do they share the same initial,
but they both seem to like walking and running. Camilla will be looking
after Richard, Adam and Jon, as well as helping within the office, and
Chloe will be helping with our fruitstock festival as well as other summer
events. Here are some interesting facts about both of them.
Chloë
- She has power-walked the New York Marathon in
her bra, to raise money for Breast Cancer
- She used to work for an explorer
- Josh is the name of her black and white cat
Camilla
- She ran the London Marathon this year
- She would really like a Jack Russell Terrier for Christmas
- Her grandpa is called Nevill
Office mate of the month
We were very pleased with our first office Office Mate
of the Month. Waterproof mascara was applied, and now all we need is an
Esther Rantzen-esque presenter, and we'll be all set for our very own
version of Hearts of Gold. Nominations ranged from a nice man who knew
how they liked their coffee, to helping them out with invoices. But as
the very title suggests, there can only be one winner. Or in this case,
as the judges were tied, there are two. The first is Nicki, who buys jaffa
cakes for her colleagues, and has even asked one of them to be her bridesmaid
when she marries her boyfriend, all the while secretly fancying Johnny
Depp. She has had a rough time of it just lately, so her office mate Kate
thought she could do with cheering up. Our other joint winner is the lovely
Jamie, who was voted for by Julia, Rachel and Paul. They had a whole list
of reasons why he should win, including a rather impressive set of wiggly
hips, he can (almost) levitate and his hamster Johnathan isn't very well
at the moment.
If your office mate didn't win, or you didn't manage to
get your nomination in on time, you've got a whole month to gather reasons
why they should be our Office Mate of the Month, July 2004.
Talent search
Everyone has their own hidden talents. Whether it's the
ability to knit dishcloths or perform a triple Lutz on ice, we've all
got something to give. We're kicking off a very special talent search
of our own, in association with the nice people at Arts and Business,
to find some of the best new summertime music for Fruitstock,
our free music festival, on the 7th and 8th of August 2004. We're searching
for any unsigned artists who would like to play live in front of 20,000
people. If you'd like to find out more and how to apply, please visit
www.fruitstock.com
innocent roadshow rolls on
Just a quick note to let you know our roadshow will be hitting
Bath and Bristol this week. If you work in either of these places and
would like some drinks dropped off especially for you and your hard-working
colleagues, please e-mail your company name, full address and a contact
telephone number to the lovely Jessica (jessica@innocentdrinks.co.uk).
Summer of love
Summer is a time of romance and barbecues and perhaps even
some romantic barbecues. If you've got your eye on that special boy/girl
then now could be your chance to impress them with your cooking prowess.
What better way to wash down some sausages than with "Love's young
dream," one of the cocktails from our recipe book. Here's how to
make it :
You'll need 4 raspberries, 2 blackberries and half a bottle
of champagne. Take two champagne glasses and place two raspberries and
a blackberry in each glass. Crush them with the flat end of a bar spoon
(a teaspoon will do). Slowly top up with champagne. Make sure the fruit
you're using is sweet. If it's a bit on the tart side, you can always
add a teaspoon of crème de mûre, (blackberry liqueur) to
each glass.
We'd love to hear about any positive hand-holding/kissing
results.
If you'd like to find out a bit more about our book, or
indeed buy a copy, please visit http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/book.html
Three is our magic number
innocent is growing week by week, and it isn't because of
all those ice creams we've been eating. Three lovely people have joined
us this week, and here are some interesting facts about Harriet, Eleanor
and Kevin.
- Harriet will be with us for the summer, and is going
to be helping our product development team run smoothly.
- She learnt to stitch and glue wounds yesterday, and
had a bit of a practice on a pig's trotter.*
- She is a quarter Isle of Man-ish.
- Eleanor will be developing new recipes and making sure
our existing drinks are up to their usual high standards.
- She once saw Richard Whiteley in
a park in Barcelona.
- She has two chickens, rabbits, fish, cats and horses,
so two, it would seem, is her magic number.
- And last, but by no means least, is Kevin. He'll be working
with the accounts team over the summer.
- His right leg is longer than his left.
- He's already going grey, so his mates call him Gandalf.
* she is learning to be physiotherapist,
hence the stitching and stuff
Take me home
It's a very big day in the history of innocent. Of course, there have been other big days, like the time All Saints walked through our office, but today is a bit special, because we're launching our brand new one litre cartons. You see, we thought it was about time you could buy a litre of our smoothies, take it home, pop it into your fridge and then have a glass or two whenever you fancy. So we found some big cartons, poured our best recipes into them and then asked some shopkeepers if they wouldn't mind selling some for us. Luckily enough, they said yes, and as of today you should find our big packs in lots of branches of Sainsbury's and Waitrose, with Somerfield joining in next week.
You can read more about them here, and let us know what you reckon at hello@innocentdrinks.co.uk
Please come to our party
Obviously, what with it being a quiet day here at Fruit Towers, it seems like the perfect time to tell you all about Fruitstock, our free festival for nice people. We did it for the first time last year, and it went pretty well, with over 38,000 people turning up to enjoy the sunshine, music and posh food and drink. This year we'll be doing it in Regent's Park again, but it'll be a little bit bigger. We'll still have lots of live music (including some quite big names, fingers crossed), and we'll also have a DJ stage, lots of food and drink, a farmer's market, kids' corner, massage area and maybe even a few squirrels. Fruitstock is our chance to say thanks to everyone who buys our drinks (i.e. you), so we'd love to see you on 7th and 8th August between 12-9pm. And make sure you tell your friends - more info at www.fruitstock.com
PS if you're really bored, check out our webcam at 6.15pm on Monday 5th July to watch us practicing our drumming for Fruitstock.
In the mag
Great news from the world of Which? this week. As many of you will know, Which? is a magazine that's owned and produced by the Consumer's Association, and reviews all manner of things in the interest of making sure that people aren't being sold shoddy goods. Well, in July's issue they review smoothies and yoghurt drinks, and we got the best score (nine out of ten, for our yoghurt, boysenberries and wild blueberries recipe), which is nice. The findings were also repeated in Metro newspaper and The Herald in Scotland, making it all even nicer. Read the article and scores here.
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