Are you sure you're only putting fruit in them, and not some ridiculously addictive chemical? Keep up the amazingly brilliant yummy work!
SC, unknown, 13 October '00

Fruit Towers conjures up excellent mental images for me. I imagine it to be a huge golden pyramid, like the building that houses the headquarters of the Tyrell Corporation in the film Blade Runner.
RB, London, 31 August '00

You all must be really funny bastards at innocent – you are just crazy I know that! I bought the innocent drink a month ago in Dublin just because it looked so silly between the coca-colas in the shop. I mean I even was not thirsty, but the writing on the paper label was so silly that I actually got thirsty – after all even the drink was great! Thank you!
JB, Prague, 5 July '00

Have just read your company rule book... Feel a tad stupid mailing you all but had to say that I love, love, LOVE the stuff and more the laughter that accompanies your product. I tried one smoothie with an ingredient of pebbles and was hooked from then on (must be something in the shingle)... today I tried another, which was only dimmed slightly by the fact there was an uncomfortable silence when I had swallowed the entire stock for the day.”
BG, London, 18 May '00

Thank god you are there to keep me going on my current 6 week alcohol fast (i.e. no alcohol, not alcohol-only).
GW, London, 19 January '00

Guys, I just had to tell you – I am a believer.
JF, unknown, 23 March '00

I just had to write to say that I love your smoothies! Every morning I sit at my desk and read your label and it puts a smile on my face to start the day. I have now started reading them to my colleague, Rebecca, to many oohs and aahs. I must admit though, you have to be the right sort of loony to appreciate it, as you must be sad enough (or bored enough) to read the labels on your smoothie in the first place! I have started spreading the word in the canteen that your smoothies carry a message – as I giggle away to them about the pebbles and small churches I am surprised to see them move away, whilst eyeing me suspiciously! Obviously, these are people not on the innocent wavelength – unfortunately, there are one or two.
SK, unknown, 20 January '00